Can You Hear Me Now?

The following is a recent conversation between J and I. It gives all the insight necessary into our relationship.

Him: They’re having a deal on IPhones.
Me: You already have an IPhone.
Him: I’m just gonna go check it out.
Me: Do not buy an IPhone.
Him: I’ll be back soon.
Me: DO NOT BUY AN IPHONE.

What did he do? He bought another IPhone. To say the least, I was not surprised. “I bought the new one so you could have my old one”, he said, right before I jammed an IPhone in his ear.



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