I believe I’m probably 1 of 3 female bloggers who are not attending BlogHer this year. I feel somewhat confounded for this, since the conference takes place practically in my backyard; a small 3 hour drive away. However, a.) I’m awkwardly shy in real life (no, really), b.) Abby may have something to say about her all-you-can-eat buffet disappearing for hours on end (she only likes me for my boobs) and c.) we’ve covered my disdain for all things Chicago and traffic, yes? Yes.
Most importantly though, the 24th is my little girl’s 1st birthday. Why discuss the inner workings of my rickety old (new-ish) blog when there is cake to be had?
Blog. Blawg. My God that’s an awful word.
Truth be told, I have no idea what BlogHer actually entails since I have never been. It could be all ponies and pedicures, in which case SIGN ME UP. And there’s always next year (again), as long as the dates are different. For as much as I would love to meet everyone, I would never miss an opportunity to celebrate my beautiful daughter.
Blahg. Blah-Grrr. It seems like a fun word to say whilst drunk, anyway. And yes, to those who are going, I JUST GAVE YOU AN AWESOME IDEA.