Hawalle

My kids don’t seem to be the kind to form cute names for things. Sadly, a bottle is always a bottle. A book has always been a book. A fork could easily be misconstrued as something else, but you’d just be twisting vowels around. I mean, Abby refers to the cat as her brother, but I’ve yet to decide if that’s charming or confused. As well, they also rarely mispronounce. So when it happens, however briefly, I get a little amused.

Since I needed to wash dishes, I gave the boys a choice between Barney or the Fresh Beat Band. The fact that they actually chose Barney should tell you all you need to know about the appeal of the Fresh Beat Band.

As I was scrubbing last night’s dinner off a pan, Jedi comes in to inform me of Barney’s make-believe itinerary for the day.

“He’s gonna use his imagination!”, he buoyantly chirps. “To go to Hawalle!”

“Go where?”, I asked just in case I had soap bubbles in my ears.

Excitedly, he repeats, “Hawalle!”

This is why children make life a little bit brighter without even trying. In the midst of grease and stuck-on noodles, it made me smile. I almost hated to correct him.

“You mean Hawaii?”

“Oh, yeah, Hawaii! He’s gonna go there!” I don’t know, though, Hawalle sounds nice, too. Although I just Googled it and it appears to be a city in Kuwait. Which would make for a much different episode of Barney.



  1. 11 Responses

  2. 1

    From: mamatulip
    on February 10 2010

    Funny – the kids and I had a lengthy conversation this morning about taking a vacation to Hawalle. Er – Hawaii.

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    From: jesser
    on February 10 2010

    I really love the little mispronunciations! We get them now and again, but they don’t last long. Recently, she dubbed the ink-well hole in her vintage desk a “bro ho” … which, when we delved into the matter, was something that whales had that water came out of … or a BLOW HOLE (still sounds dirty!).

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    From: C. (Kid Things)
    on February 10th, 2010

    @jesser, Bro ho? That’s too funny!

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    From: Swistle
    on February 10 2010

    Our family seems to be prone to articulation delays, which is AWESOME for cuteness.
    .-= Swistle´s latest blog post: What to Feed a Barfing Child =-.

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    From: Natalie at Mommy on Fire
    on February 10 2010

    Too funny – I love your dry sense of humor, C!

    I’m not sure you are a fan of awards and I don’t know if it’s hokey in the blog world (remember I am so new) but I gave you one today.

    It’s at my blog if you want to check it out!
    .-= Natalie at Mommy on Fire´s latest blog post: You are my Sunshine… =-.

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    From: Candace
    on February 10 2010

    This totally cracked me up!! LOL How adorable! I look forward to all the crazy things that my kids will say.. At least I hope they say crazy things, otherwise I might be a little disappointed lol
    .-= Candace´s latest blog post: Mamamamamamama =-.

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    From: Stacia
    on February 10 2010

    Now I’m dreaming of Hawaii and sun and vacation! (And I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s scrubbing last night’s casserole dish today.)
    .-= Stacia´s latest blog post: Mind Over Material =-.

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    From: C. (Kid Things)
    on February 10th, 2010

    @Stacia, We eat so late at night, my husband doesn’t get home from work until around 7, that I always do dishes during the day. This is when a dishwasher comes in handy.

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    From: Krystyn
    on February 11 2010

    Too funny. My daughter never names things either. Me “what’s your bear’s name”. Her “bear.”

    Oh…that’s creative.
    .-= Krystyn´s latest blog post: How not to read a nutrition label-WW =-.

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    From: Tina
    on February 11 2010

    That’s too cute…now I am thinking of Hawaii. We went to Sea World last summer and my tot talks constantly about seeing “shampoo” the whale. It’s too cute to correct…
    .-= Tina´s latest blog post: The Power of Play: massage meets tug o’ war =-.

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    From: Marilyn @ A Lot of Loves
    on February 11 2010

    :) The best part of being a parent is when the kids say something funny. I always make sure to write it down so I don’t forget.
    .-= Marilyn @ A Lot of Loves´s latest blog post: What I Learned: Olympic Torch Relay =-.

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